Claire: I bought a bike in December—
(Audience member): Me too!

Paul: Hey, how many times do I have to tell you, IT’S A TV SHOW.
I’ve had enough of dickheads in our audience, that feel that they’re at home in front of the box watching television, and feel they can talk to us. We got one idiot over here, we got one idiot over there, we got one idiot down the front— it’s like a Bermuda triangle of stupidity. Any sensible idea gets lost in that vortex of dumb-ness.